ENLIGHTEN THE F*CK UP!

Finally a funny, soulful book for rebels, black sheep, and misfits who choose authenticity over spiritual theater.

Warning —May experience dropped B.S. and near-pee laughter.

BOOK

A book for rebels, black sheep, and misfits who choose authenticity over spiritual theater.

REIKI

Get honest, break through what’s holding them back, and actually move forward.

LIFE COACHING

An energy healing modality for body, mind, and spirit—equally effective in person or remotely

When you’re ready to spice things up… spiritually

Embrace Radical Authenticity

Rebel Yogi Satya gives you a fierce sobering look at reality… challenging old assumptions about spirituality and offering fresh insights for the incarnation journey.”

Alan Steinfeld

Author of Making Contact and Founder of New Realities

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a rebel's guide to waking up

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To keep in your wallet like that decades-old condom, when you don’t want to “pull out” from Authenticity, Truth, and Love.

• 5 Steps to Living Authentically — Embody Truth in daily life without retreating to a cave.

“To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best day and night to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting.”

― e.e.. cummings 

A Taste of the Rebel Yogi

Get a raw, unfiltered listen to Satya’s voice—frills, no filter.

Inside the Book

  • FUN STORIES (more like an episode of South Park than a boring college lecture)

  • TAKEAWAYS (highlights the key points and classic jokes)

  • REFLECTIONS (to journal and explore what makes you tick like a broken clock)

  • REAL-LIFE SPIRITUALITY (because you’re not always on retreat gorging on goji berries)

  • BECOME AWAKE AND NOT “WOKE” (because outside of yoga class, you’re not a poser)

Plus: jokes, pop culture riffs, and loony-bin antics (minus smearing feces on the walls) — because dropping your ego doesn’t mean dropping your sense of humor!

Your prayers have been answered!

About Rebel Yogi Satya

Writer, teacher, and occasional holy troublemaker. Known for blending irreverent humor with fiercely practical spirituality. When not poking holes in spiritual ballons, he’s helping misfits remember who the hell they are.

Workshops • Coaching • Blog • Reiki • Funny bastard

FAQs

Nah. Just bring a sense of humor, curiosity, and a tolerance for f-bombs!

It’s anti-performance. Pro-authenticity. Big difference.

Yes. Kindle is cheaper and instant (like sex on a budget.) Paperback is bendy and flexible (like your body and mind.) Hardback (at 350+ pages), can be used as a doorstop or to stop a bullet (do not try this at home or anywhere!)

Why choose? Get all three!

Yep. First-impression reviews are legit. Update later if you like.

Absolutely not! Plenty of dick jokes, though.

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Order now and explore your exclusive Rebel Toolkit.